The Medical Student Clock

0500 first attempt at getting out of bed
(snooze)
(snooze)
(snooze)
4 minute shower
review 32 lectures for exam
give up on reviewing 32 lectures
realize there are an additional 12 lectures from past few days on exam
- (look at for first time)
0600 coffee
cold pizza while running out door
run home for student ID
pretend to learn something from notes while waiting for exam in hall
0700 Exam
wonder if this is the exam you studied for
leave exam room in a daze
listen to everyone complain about exam and disagree on answers
coffee
0800 Lecture
check e-mail
Delete 17 student organization messages
pay attention to class and make margin notes
go through online blood borne pathogen lecture and test
(just so you don't get kicked out of medical school)
check to see if exam scores are posted yet
(recheck)
(recheck)
(recheck)
0900 Lecture
highlight every single word in your lecture notes
(it is okay to skip "and" and "the" etc.)
look at facebook
-despair at how you don't have a life
coffee
1000 Lecture
keep tally of number of times professor says "um" this lecture and compare to record of 261 last week
make good use of your multicolored click pen
(if you have one)
check for exam scores
catch up on lecture notes
1100 Lecture
sit very low in chair to avoid questions from this lecturer
hope there is free food at the noon meeting
1200 student government meeting
relearn the meaning of professionalism...again
snatch extra food to take home
1300 Lecture
decide to skip this lecture and listen to the rest on audio later
nap in student lounge
1400 Lecture (skip)
write last 4 pages of 10 page paper
check e-mail
confirm attendance
verify loan amount
delete 25 student organization messages
check for exam scores again
-at least you passed
print paper
1500 Small Group
(hand in paper)
pretend to be awake
1600 allow other students to enjoy testing your corneal and gag reflexes
1700 Practical Exam
realize your partner is incompetent
(realize you are incompetent)
1800 Elective Lecture
ask yourself why you took an elective
1900 make 283 flashcards
review 107 flashcards
coffee
2000 exam review
realize exam review is useless
2100 listen to 5 hours worth of missed lecture from last week on audio triple speed
highlight all of your own margin notes
make an important looking study table
2200 read through some lecture notes for tomorrow's exam
15 minute workout in 8 minutes
2300 study group with friends
0000 coffee
study group self quizzing
cheesestick break
0100 take a practice exam
tell yourself the real exam will be easier
0200 focus on the 12 most difficult lectures
realize why they are the twelve most difficult
head home
start summarizing lectures
check e-mail
find full summary another student sent 2 minutes ago
realize sleep may be important
set 4 alarms
0300 Bed
0400 6 hours of sleep crammed into 2.5 hours
0500 first attempt at getting out of bed

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